mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

egobus:

"YOU TOO, RHODEY!"

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damilyn:

 Remus as a six foot three inches tall, tolkien-loving bookworm and itty-bitty, five foot four Nymphadora ”I-haven’t-picked-up-a-book-in-a-year-I’m-an-Auror-for-Merlin’s-sake-now-shut-up-Remus” Tonks give me far greater joy than is humanly possible. 

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kenjiandcompany:

quadrantkingkarkat:

there are people that can roleplay a character really well and then there are people that are actually the character

and there are the fanfic authors who have really good characterization, and then the ones who have either a portal between worlds or the entire cast tied up in their closet

(Source: automailmatic, via whysoregulus)

otteroflore:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

iwannabe-abadguy:

[x]

RDJ is blurring the lines between work and reality again„

What are you talking about all I see is Tony Stark

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sad-winchesters:

itsalwayslocked:

ninesbadwolf:

hi, here’s a full collection of the kate beaton nancy drew comics

1, 2, 3, 4

because why not

I LOVE THIS WITH MY HEART AND SOUL

(Source: syblbranson, via whysoregulus)

thetorontokid:

scarygodmother:

Apparently this is an actual thing Jeremy Renner does to warm up for a scene. Tom Cruise saw him doing it and made the director put it in the movie.

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via whysoregulus)

ezradorable:

ezradorable:

one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

i rue the day I shared this w/ the internet

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

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cuntslike-you:

skate-job:

I’m a lesbian.. But I can’t not reblog this. damn 

Holy shit he’s so sexy

(Source: fuckyeahzacdavid, via whysoregulus)

acquaintedwithrask:

drdemented:

Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.

Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.

Except this one is gender neutral.

cosigned so hard

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cottognapple:

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

image

image

(Source: ven0moth, via superwhopottlock)

memeguy-com:

Found this at my school

memeguy-com:

Found this at my school

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