Your friendly fellow Canadian who reblogs a lot of things from fandoms that she's from and also anything funny or weird that shows up on her dashboard. Cis female so her/she pronouns are fine. Feel free to say hi! Oh, and credit for the icon goes to stickley@tda

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I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

If you stick me in the middle of a crowd or room full of people I don’t know chances are that I won’t approach anybody and stick to myself and wait for someone to approach me. And everyone is like “that’s a horrible way to make friends!” And like yeah, it’s not the best but how do you think we became friends? Look at how well that worked out.

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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”